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Which TWEWY Character are You?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Hey, it's AWESOME to meet you! Put 'er there!

Heh. I imagine it is.

Yo. 'sup.

Hah! You really think you're worthy of meeting ME?!

Whatever.

Well, aren't YOU a sweetie. [/sarcasm]

It's nice to meet you too!

What do you do for fun?

Oh, I have this hobby that I just LOVE!

Just chill...

I like to play some thumpin' music!

Play games. You know, like chess.

I create works of GENIUS!!

I argue with people. I like it 'cuz I'm always right.

None of your business.

Do you have a lot of friends?

Who needs 'em?

Why have friends when you can have minions?

Well, I guess, but UGH they're so annoying...

Oh, yes! We're very close.

Hell yeah I got my homeboys!

I do well enough on my own.

Yup.

Do you like to read?

Books are stupid!

It's a nice, quiet activity...

Oh, yes, I love intellectual pursuits.

I bet I've read more than YOU, loser!

As long as there's lots of pictures and not too many big words...

Nah, books aren't for me.

I love it! They take me to faraway places.

Oh, no! There's a group of tough-looking thugs headed towards you.

*sigh* I'll try to talk them down.

I'll take 'em! You want a piece of this?

Oh, boy, another pointless distraction.

What, they think they can beat me?! Idiots!

Oh dear, I hope they're not mean...

What the hell do they want with me? I'll bawl them out!

What a pain.

False alarm! They're mugging an old woman instead.

What a pain. Again.

Hmmm... time for a cost-benefit analysis.

...I guess I should go help her. Man...

Hahaha! Better her than me!

Hell, no! This won't fly!

Oh no! I need to help her!

Beat up the thugs. Steal the old lady's purse as she's thanking me. PERFECT VICTORY!

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

A caustic editorial writer.

Some sort of artist!

Pro athlete!

The head of a large organization.

Video game test player.

King of the FUCKING WORLD!

A job? You mean, like... actual work?

And finally, what is your dream?

I'm gonna be the greatest there ever was! At... uh... stuff!

Dreams for the future? I'm more concerned with the situation at hand.

World peace! And an end to poverty!

I want to walk my own path.

My dreams are FACTS! Because they're going to come TRUE!

Mmm, having a goal is too much work.

Dream? BAHAHAHA! That's childish bullshit!

So how'd you like the quiz?

It was very well made! Nice job!

Haha, it was pretty cool, y'know?

Meh, it was all right, I guess.

I always value an opportunity to learn more about myself.

It was stupid, you stupid moron!

I could've done it way better!

It was a pain.

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