Which Chaos god are you?

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Take this test to find out which Warhammer Chaos God you have the most in common with.

You see a small, furry animal. Do you:

Kil it with the biggest meat tenderizer you can find?

Give it a wizard's hat and robes?

Vomit on it, rotting its very flesh and making it your servant?

Give it breast implants, dip it in purple paint and dress it in silk?

If you were to manifest yourself in a mortal creature, would you be:

A mammoth with chainsaws for tusks and axes for eyelids?

A wizard, Harry?

A pizza-chomping, overweight, middle-aged man?

A stripper with a lobster claw?

Your favourite food is:

Blood! Blood! Blood for the Blood God!

Magic....Juice....

Vomit! Bleeeauugghhh!

Milk! AHAHAHA

You prick you finger while knitting, what do you do?

TEAR IT OFF WITH MY TEETH!

Cast a spell and make it all better.

Infect it with arthritis or the plague, depending on my mood.

Suck on it. Mmmmmm....That feels goooood....

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