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Sorting Hat II by Ancient Greek

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can top them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

The sorting hat hestitates to answer. What do you do?
 
What song is the sound track to your life?
 
What color are you're robes?
 
How about you're wizard bling bling?
 
Any girlfreinds/ boyfreinds/ spouses/ loveslaves?
 
My favorite pet is a yellow bellied butt kisser, what's yours?
 
Politically what party do you belong to.
 
What is you're favorite spell?
 
Are you foreign?
 
Any last words potter?
 

 

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