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Are you a Seme or an Uke?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

THE QUIZ HAS A NEW HOME AT SEMEUKE.COM! Come experience the updated quiz with new content and original seme/uke artwork!

Do you enjoy licking things?

Whatever's in front of me. *licks lips*

What the hell's wrong with you?

No, not really.

Only if I'm forced to.

Do you want me to?

Ask me again and I'll kick your ass.

Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

Every week, I just bought this new shade of pink today!

You hate my hair, don't you?

*death glare*

No, but I'd like to try it.

Not for myself, but I have for my partner.

Only when I'm putting it in someone's shampoo bottle when they're not looking.

It's not really my thing.

Have you ever tied someone up?

Can't you hear the begging from the other room?

No, but will you tie me up?

*freaks out* Are you going to tie me up?

Bondage... mmm.... *licks lips*

*hides rope-burned wrists*

I'm always the one who's getting tortured. *sobs*

If my partner wants me to.

Sometimes if I see my partner sleeping, the temptation is too great to pass up.

Where can you find the rest of the questions?

SemeUke.com

SemeUke.com!!!!

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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