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Hokay. So. Why move to Middle Earth anyway?

Destiny, duh.

A certain kind of longing. You wouldn't understand.

It's more fun over there.

Ummm, no reason, really. *grin*

Freedom!

Are you kidding? It's bleedin' gorgeous!

Because I'm perfect for it.

It's not escapism, really. Middle Earth just has that certain je nais se quois.

When you re-locate, what is the most important object you take with you?

Just a little bit of light. A candle. Or a sunbeam in my pocket.

A good, reliable weapon. You never know what kind of nasties you might meet on the road.

A book of spells.

An old trinket. Sentimental value, that sort of thing.

One object? Are you kidding? I have an entire backpack full of useful stuff. From painkillers to a clean pair of socks. It's all in here.

A noble steed. Preferably one that doesn't speak with Eddie Murphy's voice, har har.

A magic mirror. They're more useful than you think.

Who says I NEED anything? Pah.

Walking along on the road, humming a song...

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the..." Oh. *cough* *whistling*

"Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine."

"Somewhere over the rainbow..."

My national anthem should do nicely.

"But me I am still on the road, headin' for another joint. We always did feel the same, we just saw it from a different point of vieeeeew. Tangled up in bluuuuuuuue."

I never sing. I'm too busy thinking.

"And so it was that later, as the miller told his tale, that her face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale.."

What do you expect from your new neighbours?

That they don't drop in on frivolous matters. "Can I have an egg?" - Can get pretty trite.

Deference.

All the usual neighbourly things, I suppose.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. It's funny how you absolutely have to spell it out to people these days.

I'd like us to be able to learn from each other.

Oh, there's lots of freaks out there. I don't really mind them.

That they don't get in my way.

Proud tradition.

Any plans to raise a family?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, no.

What about pets? Nice, obedient ones. They never talk back or run off with the mailman. What? I'm bitter? Screw you, buddy.

Yes, but it's always a huge challenge. I forsee difficult times ahead.

Well, I wouldn't let my superior genetic code go to waste.

We need family. We need alliances. We need progress.

Just a small, happy one. It's easier than you think.

Family's important. Foster-care is nice too, though.

What do you want your bedroom to look like?

It doesn't matter, I never sleep.

Dark. Great ideas come to me in the dark.

Airy. High ceilings. A pretty plant or two.

Elevated, so I can observe my realm, yet very private. And gorgeous. Naturally.

Comfy and warm. A nice soft bed. That sort of thing.

Functional.

Full of light from within.

Large windows, carvings, fresh air.

Is money important?

Yes, but only because I know how to put it to good use.

Money is power.

Power is power. Screw money.

Collective funds are important.

Well, I suppose so.

No, money won't save you. It won't bring back the good old days. I still have it though.

Money is a concept that's lost on me.

Money is power, but it's gotten kind of trite as of late. There has to be a better way.

Bear with me. Pick a colour.

Steel. What? It's a colour. Look it up.

Yellow.

Green.

Blue.

White.

Blazing red. It's gorgeous.

Cream. Beige. I like practical, subtle hues. What did you say? Martha Stewart? Oh come off it.

The colour of a starry sky.

Almost there. Pick a flower.

Wild rose.

Lily-of-the-valley.

Forget-me-not.

Daisy.

Flowers? Who do you think I am, a twelve-year old girl?

I like fake ones.

Cacti. What? They bloom.

Tulip.

Finally!... WAIT. What are you wearing?

Creep.

Jeans and a t-shirt.

Superhero costume. What? It's a stupid question.

Black cloak.

I dress well, but I am also understated.

Something flowy. Or maybe lacy.

A clever t-shirt.

Flannel.

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