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Which Horrible Disease Are You?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

You are on a blind date. How does your date see you?

Depressed, sullen, and pathetic.

Aggressive and mean.

Perky, bubbly, and annoying.

Fun, charming, and sweet.

Boooooooooring.

Drunk.

Manipulative and psychotic.

How many people have you slept with?

More than 12

8-12

4-7

1-3

None, I don't believe in sex.

If you see a hurt dog lying on the side of the road, do you:

Put it out of its misery...then eat it.

Stop and pick it up so you can take it to the vet.

Laugh maniacally.

Take a picture.

Do you eat paste?

Yes

What would you do with 1 million dollars?

Support the revolution.

Buy an island.

Spend some, save some.

Bury it in the yard.

Save the whales.

Buy one million dollars' worth of beer.

Get some hookers.

How many times a day do you pee?

4-10

2-3

A, E, I, O, U

El burro sabe mas que tu.

Consonants are better.

Vowels kick ass.

What the hell?

Red state or blue state?

Neither

Blue state

Red state

Huh?

Are diseases sent by God to punish us?

No, everything can be explained through the wonders of science.

Yes, he uses his magical powers to punish us all.

Yes

Sick people need to quit whining.

What is your favorite animal?

Sperm whale

Dog

Cuddly kitty cat

Ostrich

Naked mole rat

Bat

If you had to pick one thing to save from a burning building, what would it be?

Fire? RUN!!

My couch

My clothes

My dog or cat

My computer

Are you worth the trouble?

Yes

Favorite color?

Red

Black

Yellow

Purple

Tan

Clear

During a night on the town you drink too much and do something embarassing. What is it?

Vomit all over yourself and fall in the toilet.

Pick a fight with someone three times your size.

Dance on the bar topless.

Pee on a cop car.

Miss the cop car and pee on the cop.

Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Six feet under

Neverland

The Neverland Ranch

Iceland

Chained to the wall in the basement

Hell is never ending...

drunken debauchery.

cross-country skiing.

fiery torture.

school.

driving through Utah.

Spandex is sexy.

False

True

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