The Personality Test Generator

You're sitting on a park bench having your lunch when an attractive stranger walks past. What is your first thought?

I wish I had as much confidence as them, prancing through here!

Sure, why not! They're bound to like me too!

Wow! I've only had a taste of the honey, but I want the whole beehive!

Wow! Sorry everyone, but this one's mine!

Nah, I'm more interested in this doughnut!

God, to talk to them I have to get off this chair first!

How dare they be better looking than me!?

What is your attitude towards reality TV?

The steamier it gets, the better!

The more cheap entertainment I can get without leaving the sofa, the better!

I refuse to stoop to such pathetic levels to entertain myself!

Those bitches stole my place! I auditioned for that show!

The more of those programmes, the better!

What's your favourite TV programme?

The Weakest Link - My superior intellect can be showcased

Fear Factor - Finally those attention seeking contestants can get what they deserve!

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - The thought of all that easy cash up for graps makes me ecstatic!

XXX TV - All those attractive models!

Takeshi's Castle - Finally the Japanese get a taste of their own medicine

What would be your ideal job?

Entrepreneur - I think up novel ideas: I get money, eye candy, a classy house and car. Minimum effort, max results!

Celeb Magazine Columnist - Those celebs get paid multi-millions for their jobs. It's only right that I should drop their privacy down a peg or two!

What present would you ask for on a special occasion?

An electric scooter - Another electronic device that does all the work for me!

The latest skincare products - I need to look my best at all times!

A new mobile phone - If my best friend has that handset, why can't I?

Which Deadly Sin Are You?