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The Early Modern Personality Test

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The Early Modern Era (1500-1700 CE) witnessed the birth of modern consciousness, thought, science, art, and philosophy. Find out what sort of person you would have been (if you survived the wars, persecutions and diseases, that is).

What's the best thing about kilts?

It's easier to run with one's kilt up than one's trousers down

You can sometimes get a free show.

They were in Braveheart.

Nothing.

You can always tell who the Scottish scum is.

Was ist einen Kilt?

Your ideal spouse is:

Mother Church.

A sheep.

As rich as possible.

Prayerful, godly, faithful to God first and me second.

Was?

Someone who enjoys leather bodices and thinks Star Trek is sexy.

Have you ever:

Destroyed or opressed a village?

Been asked to take it outside while simply playing an instrument?

Been strangely attracted to a sheepskin throw?

Brought something to an event becase "they would have used it if they had known about it"?

Was?

Oatmeal is:

For horses and Scots.

Breakfast.

Was?

Cannon ammo.

Good with some cocoa powder, maple syrup, or in cookies.

Hygiene is:

A pagan god.

Important for one's health.

Women are:

A necessary evil, and sinful by nature.

Empowered beings with rights of their own.

Not as good as sheep.

Delightful, decorative creatures to grace a man's home.

Are you French?

Yes

Your mother's French!

What's your favorite book?

The Bible.

Book?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ivanhoe, Starship Troopers, Lord of the Rings or anything written by a woman.

The kind that burns good.

What best describes your home?

A quaint cottage.

A smoking dunghill.

It was the most expensive one available.

A tent.

A strictly ordered home devoted to the understanding of God's will.

A quiet, prayerful community away from the worldliness of, well, the world.

Reading is important because:

It is a tool for salvation because it gives one access to God's word.

It opens the mind and exercises the imagination.

Was?

You need it to read maps and account books.

When people see you coming, they:

Brace themselves for a sermon.

Lock up their daughters.

Lock up their sheep.

Despair.

Rejoice in your new-fangled "technology."

Your bumper sticker reads:

I'm not a hippie, I'm a well dressed Mountain Man

Don't blame me, I voted for Richielu

Don't blame me, I voted for Cromwell

My other car is a broom

Was?

Ask me about my Savior

Ask me about my tulips

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