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What Disney Princess are You?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

You can only dream to attain the princess status, but you can start here!!

What's your ideal pet?

Any sort of marine life

hmmm, perhaps a monkey! But only if I can train it to talk

Pets? I spit on pets

Anything rabid, baby!

I'm particularly fond of the rodent family! anything but cats, man

Hobbies. Do you have any?

I collect things. Thingamabobs, whosits, and whatsits galore!

chatting online, training wild animals, "Girls Gone Wild"

One word: Pokemon

Building forts, shooting small animals

knitting by candlelight

Describe yourself in three words!

your worst nightmare

playful, energetic, soulful

appetite for destruction

smoke weed everyday

SHUT UP!!! hssssss!!!!

Preferred environment?

Your mom

small dark places

cold and damp

tropical, baby!

bed?

What would you do if you saw Jesus?

Ask an important question...Whats up with Michael Jackson?

put his ass on ice, yo

....You mean Allah?

what if God was one of us? just a slob...

so I was throwin dice in the alley, Officer LeRoy comes up, he's like, "Hey I thought I told you to...."

How would you're friends describe you?

What is this..."friend.."?

Well...I have the reputation of being quite the hardass...tough as nails

Somewhat watery, cries eaisly, doesn't like sad things...in other words, a pussy

A good friens because of all of the money I spend on street waifes

ICE QUEEN

Do you believe in Ailens?

the truth is out there, yo

Of course, I mean, I've been in thier spaceships like afinity of times

If they are aliens to us, then we are aliens to them, motha fucka

Only if they believe in me!

before we accept others, we "mussed" first accept ourselves....coo!!

What would you do if you saw said "aliens"?

I'd drop those mothas so fast they'd be like "yo, where the moon be at??"

befriend them, of course

drain them for all they got

love them?

cooooooo....coo

Have you ever obliterated a village?

where you think I was last night, biatch?

psh. the mignons do the dirty work

if by obliterate you mean nurture and love, then yes!

as the mexicans say, "tejejejejeje"

i ain't got time fo that frik

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