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Which Glendinningite Are You?

(aka The Longest In-Joke in the World)

How's your English?

I'm forgeting more evry second

Evening classes ain't teaching me shit

AAARGH dissertation!

Food?

What do you see when looking out your bedroom window?

Half a curtain and a bit of the city

People cooking

The whole city! awww

Grass

The first thing you drink after getting up:

Extra-strong coffee boiled in a little pot on the cooker

WHERE'S MY PINEAPPLE JUICE?

Need liquid. Dehydrated.

Tea! Yay! Awakeywakey tea!

How many xmas tree lights is it to your bedroom?

None. Bastards.

Half of them.

Most of them.

ALL of them!

You mainly wear:

A grey fleece and some other random clothes

3 of each type of clothing

A black veneer

Multi-coloured fluffy jumpers and jogging bottoms

What time do you get up in the mornings?

10 am exactly. Every day. No earlier or later.

For God's sake, it's not even light!

Mornings? Oh shit I've got a lecture!

Good morning, housemates, I'm off to bed now.

What's your annoying kitchen habit?

Biological warfare, leaving food in cupboards to rot, etc.

Leaving food out and open overnight

Leaving washing up for other people to do

Flooding the kitchen any time you go near the sink

How do you feel about your computer?

What computer?

Which computer?

Broken. Always. *kicks it down the stairs*

Aargh, the ozone! The radiation!

To you, friends are..

Experimental test subjects

People with little sisters

Security blankets, with limbs!

People there to give me hour-long giggling fits

When was the last time you left the house?

I never come home

Some time in the past few days

I go out to uni *every* day!

Left? I don't understand

You hate:

Confrontation

Sobriety

Melodrama

Nastiness

What's underneath your bedroom?

Mould

Someone else

A room full of wedgie possibilities

A dark cave of torture, the walls lined with shards of glass

The smell you contribute most to the house:

Cigarette smoke

Sweat

Fart

Sweat with deodorant

Your taste in music:

Shit and up itself

Shit and inconsistent

Shit and Spanish

Bizarre and inconsistent

Sven wrote this.

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