If you really want to submit an article to Rum and Monkey, you've come to the right place.
Below is an automated system for getting it to us. We recommend that you write it in your
favourite word processor and then paste the text below.
Some brief notes:
- It must be your own work.
- You will not get paid, but you may receive adulation and so on.
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Submitting a work to us gives us the non-exclusive right to use it on our website
forever.
- We vastly prefer articles to be over 600 words in length.
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But we don't care if you use American or International English, as long as you use paragraphs, vaguely correct punctuation, and all that jazz.
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And are aware that, should we reject you, we'll probably do so using an automated
and highly cutting form letter.
If you accept the above - and submission is considered acceptance - then fill in the following
details and let us be the judge of your artistic prowess.