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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 09:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Influenzaaaaaaaaa
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 06:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dexter books. This actually should have been posted on Saturday, but what the hell. Saturday is still "recently".
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 18:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

DuMonde & Shiva in Exile!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 23:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Influenza/Meningitis Immunizations
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 17:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

arailt wrote:
Influenzaaaaaaaaa


Was it swiiiiine?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 00:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think so. It was very mild, and only lasted for four days or so.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 07:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Petticoats. And frilly underwear. Today was a total success.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 00:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

The realization that Craig looks like Dr. Teeth.

Also: Blond wig, fake blood, toy shotgun, long brunette wig. The first three are for the Kurt Cobain costume, the last for a John Lennon or Dave Grohl costume (or maybe both).

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 20:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blackberry which I'm using to type this post on (haven't worked out how to text people or phone yet)

And a cinnamon and spice christmas candle so it's now offically xmas. Woot

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 22:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

It cannot be remotely Christmassy until the 1st of Dec. That is the rules. That said, I have started humming Christmas tunes.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 03:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

We finally acquired a French press. OMG yummy oily coffee is ours.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

StePalminall wrote:
It cannot be remotely Christmassy until the 1st of Dec. That is the rules. That said, I have started humming Christmas tunes.


marks and spensers say it's christmas so it is

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screw Marks and Spencers, they just want you to buy Christmas stuff early in order to make them massive amounts of money. You can never trust the retail industry in relation to Christmas. That includes the Coca Cola advert.
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