Andrew Fairley

As a product of an English public school, Andrew has all the things one might expect: Knowledge, culture, an appreciation for fine wines and a tendency to spank people as they walk past.

An x-ray of him would reveal balls of steel, bones of iron and a heart full of love.

If he eats a tomato, he becomes Tomato Man. However, if he eats strawberry yoghurt, he feels a bit iffy.

Andrew Fairley has written the following articles: