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These are all the articles we have, man. All the articles we have, in reverse chronological order. You gonna treat them nice, and then maybe we'll let you contribute one day, see?

November 16th 2006 :: Gregor Stronach - The right and noble thing
October 1st 2006 :: Benjamin Rainbird - Protect And Survive
July 25th 2006 :: Benjamin - Some gameshow ideas for your consideration
June 16th 2006 :: Gregor Stronach - The politics of chess

March 31st 2006 :: Wes Johnson - The Art of the Lie
February 21st 2006 :: Owen - News Roundup: February 2006
February 7th 2006 :: Owen - A vital addition to the CIA World Factbook
February 4th 2006 :: Gregor Stronach - So you’ve hired an adult contemporary rock musician

February 1st 2006 :: Gregor Stronach - So you’ve hired an Australian
January 26th 2006 :: Dawn Worthy - Breast Implants - Do Our Daughters Really Need Them?
January 12th 2006 :: Gregor Stronach - So you’ve hired a Fundy
November 29th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - So you've hired a hippie

October 30th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - This page used to be blank
September 17th 2005 :: Fred Crawley - Green Street - a review
September 14th 2005 :: Kate Holden - Dueling Open Letters, Bluegrass Edition
September 11th 2005 :: Benjamin - Jobs Osama bin Laden tried in the wake of 9/11

September 8th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Another Open Letter
September 2nd 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - An Open Letter to the People of America
August 28th 2005 :: Benjamin - The Cloud Machines
August 21st 2005 :: William Burr - Tech Update: August 2005

August 16th 2005 :: Liz Turner - Skool Disko- The Night Of A Lifetime
August 14th 2005 :: Owen - Interview: Rum and Monkey meets itself; horror ensues
July 20th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Narcisse - Volume III
July 18th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - The World's Wildest Police Horoscopes

July 16th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Art
June 8th 2005 :: Andrew Fairley - An official guide to the Land of the Engles
June 6th 2005 :: Owen - Dispatches from the 2005 World Cup
May 27th 2005 :: Owen - Injuries I inflicted on myself during Star Wars III

May 16th 2005 :: Owen - The Letters Of Lackwell Piddletrenthide
May 10th 2005 :: Owen - The Generic Cinema
May 8th 2005 :: Tim Nicastro - God Speaks!
May 3rd 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Performance Review: The Gods of Olympus

May 1st 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Free Range Office Solutions
April 29th 2005 :: Kate Holden - My Dead Friend
April 27th 2005 :: Owen - Exciting Ways To Pass Time In Meetings
April 25th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - A Day In the Life of a Film Extra

April 21st 2005 :: Owen - Hobbies: The British Alternative To Life
April 19th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - Five things I learned this week (vol 3)
April 17th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - As best as I remember
April 15th 2005 :: Benjamin - Splendid

April 13th 2005 :: Andrew Fairley - Not the 10 O'clock News: The Papal Special
April 11th 2005 :: Happy Ahmed - Hallowed be thy name
April 7th 2005 :: Owen - News Roundup: April 2005
March 28th 2005 :: Owen - Interview: Javelins O'Callaghan

March 26th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - People in the Cinema
March 22nd 2005 :: Owen - News Roundup: March 2005
March 16th 2005 :: Mark David - Diary of an Internet Musician 2002
March 14th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - Choccy

March 11th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - And Now, A Commercial Break
March 9th 2005 :: Andrew Fairley - Not the 10 O'Clock News
March 7th 2005 :: Brandon Lueken - Personal Performance Review: George W. Bush
March 5th 2005 :: Scott O'Dell - PANIC STRICKEN

March 3rd 2005 :: Andrew Fairley - Thoughts inspired by a soda bottle.
March 1st 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - London Underground: The Walkthrough
February 25th 2005 :: Gregor Stronach - A eulogy of sorts
February 23rd 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - Aspects of the Gents' Toilets - or The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

February 21st 2005 :: Abbas - Fixing the 'Ferno, yo
February 19th 2005 :: Benjamin - Jamba!
February 17th 2005 :: Happy Ahmed - The epicurean folly
February 15th 2005 :: Abbas - A brief and very relevant history of the Fox Television Network

February 13th 2005 :: Andrew Fairley - Religious Right?
February 12th 2005 :: Veronica R - J is for British
February 10th 2005 :: Benjamin Rainbird - Books in the Bookshop
January 30th 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 5) (Part 2)

January 27th 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 5) (Part 1)
January 13th 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 4)
January 4th 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 3)
January 3rd 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 2)

January 2nd 2005 :: Benjamin - 2004 Person of the Year (Part 1)
December 23rd 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Living out the British dream on British TV
December 21st 2004 :: Benjamin - Living out the American dream on American TV
December 17th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Merry something or other

December 8th 2004 :: Benjamin - 27 dreams I've had about flying
December 6th 2004 :: Benjamin - Waiting outside Lush, Christmas 2004
December 4th 2004 :: Owen - The Fine Art Of The Covering Letter
November 30th 2004 :: Benjamin - How to stop worrying and love the Bush

November 26th 2004 :: Owen - News Roundup: NOW
November 20th 2004 :: Owen - Unobituary: Lucius Behaviour-Amberchap DPhil
November 18th 2004 :: Andrew Fairley - I went to University once!
November 16th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Five things I learned this week

October 28th 2004 :: Owen - Hispanification
October 26th 2004 :: Benjamin - Exorcise Your Right
October 23rd 2004 :: Owen - How to Teach
October 21st 2004 :: Benjamin - Corporate Voicemail System

October 8th 2004 :: Royd Payne - Useful Debate Transcript
September 22nd 2004 :: Benjamin - Happy Hour
September 20th 2004 :: Owen - Who Will Vet The Vets?
September 18th 2004 :: Owen - An Interview With Google

September 17th 2004 :: Benjamin - Deleted Scenes
September 15th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - An A to Z of my favourite noises
September 10th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Dear Gregor
September 8th 2004 :: Owen - There Is No Pressing Need To Panic

September 5th 2004 :: Benjamin - Dear Bushy
September 4th 2004 :: Owen - NEWS! ROUNDUP! NOW!
September 3rd 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - I love you, Motherfucker
September 2nd 2004 :: Benjamin - John F Kerry: A Harder Message And A Bold, Bold Future

September 1st 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - The Confessions of Johnny the Nose - Mafia Man
August 31st 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Days of our Knives
August 30th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - My nose
August 25th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - My Fellow Americans

August 24th 2004 :: Benjamin - A short article about the word "dildo"
August 21st 2004 :: Carissa Robbins-White - Rum and Monkey: The Interview
July 25th 2004 :: Owen - Recent Chatter Intercepted By Echelon
July 19th 2004 :: Owen - The Victorian Breakfast

July 14th 2004 :: Owen - Marmolada
July 9th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Taking it to the people
July 8th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - He is, she is
July 4th 2004 :: Benjamin - Thoughts from an airport lounge

June 18th 2004 :: Caitlin Ross - There Are No Magic Bullets
June 3rd 2004 :: Owen - Literature for the Imminently Dead
June 2nd 2004 :: Benjamin - A Revolutionary Weight Loss Plan That Will Leave You Gaunt!
May 25th 2004 :: Benjamin - A Paid Message

May 19th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Workplace Relations
May 14th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Seven Golden Rules for the writing of Satire
May 3rd 2004 :: Caitlin Ross - The Baroness Visits an Old Friend
April 28th 2004 :: William Burr - Letter to the future

April 19th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - I'm an investigative journalist
April 13th 2004 :: Eric Signorile - This Morning
April 11th 2004 :: Caitlin Ross - Journey to the Centre of the Pub
April 8th 2004 :: James Cameron - What He Saw

April 7th 2004 :: Happy Ahmed - A manifestation of everything that is wrong and right
March 30th 2004 :: Owen - Stop Press! For I Am Trapped Inside
March 26th 2004 :: Benjamin - The Escape
March 23rd 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - LiveJournal

March 20th 2004 :: Iain - Numbers
March 8th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Brent Gardiner Syndrome
March 5th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - Insert pussy joke here
February 29th 2004 :: Caitlin Ross - Miss Caitlin's Health and Beauty Column

February 24th 2004 :: Benjamin - Delicious Cakes of Pan
February 17th 2004 :: Owen - Hitler: His Part in His Downfall
February 9th 2004 :: Gregor Stronach - You know the type
February 2nd 2004 :: Benjamin - Yay, Republicans

January 30th 2004 :: Owen - Sometimes I Like to Buy Things
January 26th 2004 :: Benjamin - Person of the Year (Part 5)
January 25th 2004 :: Benjamin - Person of the Year (Part 4)
January 24th 2004 :: Benjamin - Person of the Year (Part 3)

January 22nd 2004 :: Owen - This Is Beginning To Get Tedious
January 20th 2004 :: Owen - A Brief Tale that Actually Happened
January 6th 2004 :: Benjamin - Person of the Year (Part 2)
January 5th 2004 :: Benjamin - Person of the Year (Part 1)

December 25th 2003 :: Iain - Watching "Kes" with my Mum
December 20th 2003 :: William Burr - Review of the Year: 2003
November 28th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Uncle Oprah Touched Me
November 20th 2003 :: Owen - News Roundup: November 2003

November 11th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Staying Home
October 12th 2003 :: Benjamin - House of "Mouse"
October 8th 2003 :: Sarah D - My life in a big road trip around the UK
September 24th 2003 :: Fred Crawley - Batman Through The Ages (Part III)

September 23rd 2003 :: Fred Crawley - Batman Through The Ages (Part II)
September 22nd 2003 :: Fred Crawley - Batman Through The Ages (Part I)
September 20th 2003 :: Benjamin - Memoirs from the Dreaming Spires
September 16th 2003 :: Benjamin - A Train Journey

September 8th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Childrens' Letters to Dog
September 6th 2003 :: Sarah D - Planning Applications of the World
September 3rd 2003 :: Benjamin - The First Great Rum and Monkey Writing Competition
August 27th 2003 :: Owen - Fun Ways to Quit Your Job at the Coffee Stand

August 19th 2003 :: Owen - Indiana: "Ten Happens Now"
August 15th 2003 :: Iain - Shopping and other Tortures
August 10th 2003 :: Benjamin - 1998 and all that (a final goodbye)
August 7th 2003 :: Benjamin - Benjamin and the Fish Machine

August 3rd 2003 :: Royd Payne - Shooting the Breeze
August 1st 2003 :: Benjamin - Sven: The Movie
July 23rd 2003 :: Benjamin - No paperclips though
July 19th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Wherever I hang my hat

July 16th 2003 :: Owen - News Roundup: July 2003
June 23rd 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Reiterations
June 17th 2003 :: Benjamin - Gender Bias
June 10th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - It's Probably Dietary

June 4th 2003 :: Benjamin - Iterations
May 27th 2003 :: Owen - News Roundup: Business Special
May 22nd 2003 :: Benjamin - Your Questions Answered
May 16th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Political Discourse Vol. 2. - The Commune Strikes Back

May 11th 2003 :: Benjamin - Overheard While Channel Flipping
May 9th 2003 :: Owen - The Dundee Gun Amnesty
May 6th 2003 :: Royd Payne - New Old Government for Scotland
May 2nd 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Political Discourse Vol I. - Finding a Voice

April 11th 2003 :: Benjamin - The Real Manual
April 6th 2003 :: Owen - News Roundup: April 2003
March 28th 2003 :: Fred Crawley - This Week on TV
March 24th 2003 :: Benjamin - Thingbook

March 20th 2003 :: Owen - Obituary: Professor Wilson-Wilson St.John, DPhil (Oxon.)
March 18th 2003 :: Owen - The Liberal Dictionary
March 17th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Irresponsibility
March 15th 2003 :: Royd Payne - World Taken Aback by Iraq Attack

March 13th 2003 :: Owen - The Republican Dictionary
March 5th 2003 :: Benjamin - Ignorance is Strength!
February 28th 2003 :: Benjamin - Your Tech Update
February 19th 2003 :: Owen - News roundup: February 2003

February 17th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - The Saints
February 13th 2003 :: Nicole Dodson - Family
February 7th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Fan Mail
January 26th 2003 :: Nicole Dodson - Get your credit cards ready

January 24th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 22nd 2003 :: Benjamin - A distinct lack of inspiration
January 14th 2003 :: Benjamin - Greetings from beyond
January 10th 2003 :: Gregor Stronach - Narcisse - Volume II

January 6th 2003 :: Fred Crawley - Danger Money
December 30th 2002 :: Benjamin - A brief dissertation on a subject of utmost importance
December 26th 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - Performance Review: The Four Horsemen
December 22nd 2002 :: Iain - In the Beginning

December 17th 2002 :: Owen - The Morlocks of Suburbia
December 15th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Babylon's Burning
December 7th 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - A little knowledge ...
December 3rd 2002 :: Benjamin - Holy Oleo!

December 1st 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - The True Spirit of Christmas
November 23rd 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - Narcisse - Volume I
November 20th 2002 :: Benjamin - Memoirs from Cow Town
November 19th 2002 :: Benjamin - Confessions of a secret agent

November 10th 2002 :: Owen - News roundup: November 2002
November 4th 2002 :: Benjamin - Selected scenes from hit movies in Monster World (part one)
October 28th 2002 :: Benjamin - Expos�
October 22nd 2002 :: Owen - News roundup: October 2002

October 21st 2002 :: Benjamin - Six Degrees
October 16th 2002 :: Brian - The Oedipus Complex and Star Wars
October 14th 2002 :: Benjamin - Some rejection letters
October 12th 2002 :: Owen - More bizarre laws for your titillation

October 10th 2002 :: Iain - An Account of my Recent Trip to the Isle of Skye...
October 8th 2002 :: Benjamin - What the Christians believe
October 3rd 2002 :: Benjamin - Me for office
September 22nd 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - I went to the movies

September 19th 2002 :: Benjamin - Be a real student
September 10th 2002 :: Benjamin - September 11th tie-ins that didn't make the grade
September 8th 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - What must they think of me?
September 7th 2002 :: Owen - A Modern Bestiary

September 4th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Defenders of the Earth?
September 3rd 2002 :: Benjamin - The Chocolate War
August 31st 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - Digital age
August 29th 2002 :: Owen - A Day in the Life in the Temporal Anomaly

August 28th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Pre-Democracy and its Discontents
August 26th 2002 :: Benjamin - The Liquid Fun Update
August 24th 2002 :: Gregor Stronach - Advertising
August 21st 2002 :: Royd Payne - Jobby

August 19th 2002 :: Benjamin - An interview with my sister
August 16th 2002 :: Owen - News roundup: August 2002
August 15th 2002 :: Royd Payne - America Loses State
August 7th 2002 :: Owen - War II: the Remake

August 5th 2002 :: Owen - 3000AD
August 2nd 2002 :: Benjamin - A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
July 31st 2002 :: Royd Payne - Whither Postpostmodernism?
July 29th 2002 :: Benjamin - Something by way of an explanation

July 26th 2002 :: Owen - News Roundup: Juny 2002
July 24th 2002 :: Royd Payne - Ping Me, Daddy!
July 22nd 2002 :: Benjamin - Coping with Monday
July 19th 2002 :: Benjamin - A faintly sinister monologue

July 17th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Love. Hate. Evil.
July 14th 2002 :: Owen - The Soul of Wit
June 20th 2002 :: Benjamin - Web searches you used to find us
June 6th 2002 :: Benjamin - Submit

May 26th 2002 :: Benjamin - The Full Carry On and a Funeral's Diary
May 17th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - An Open Letter to Tony Blair
May 7th 2002 :: Benjamin - George W. Bush: The Interview
May 2nd 2002 :: Owen - News roundup: May 2002

April 28th 2002 :: Fred Crawley - Wildoats: confessions of a troll
April 25th 2002 :: Iain - The Kunnst File
April 19th 2002 :: Benjamin - Frankie 1212: The Interview
April 18th 2002 :: Royd Payne - Notes From on High

April 17th 2002 :: Owen - News Roundup: April 2002
April 16th 2002 :: Owen - This Week's News: The Odds
April 9th 2002 :: Benjamin - Hastily Thrown-Together Wednesday: Uber Bombing
April 3rd 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Shoulder To Cry On

March 28th 2002 :: Owen - News roundup: March 2002
March 27th 2002 :: Benjamin - Your essay assignment
March 24th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Monkey's Potted History of Feminism
March 23rd 2002 :: Benjamin - My inner hell

March 19th 2002 :: Owen - Election Chaos in World
March 19th 2002 :: Royd Payne - World Mourns as Man Dies
March 11th 2002 :: Benjamin - That Bush wants to sit down and have a crumpet
March 7th 2002 :: Owen - Dear Sir

March 4th 2002 :: Benjamin - That girl
February 28th 2002 :: h33td34th - Poem 2
February 26th 2002 :: Owen - Science: a piece of cake?
February 23rd 2002 :: Benjamin - Weblog of a Serial Killer

February 20th 2002 :: Owen - One-dimensional minds
February 19th 2002 :: Joffrey Ryleasy - Settling the Score
February 17th 2002 :: Owen - When gods wrestle
February 13th 2002 :: Benjamin - Please Stop Punching My Monkey

February 9th 2002 :: Iain - 11 Appealing Openings
February 7th 2002 :: Owen - Lost in white space
February 6th 2002 :: Benjamin - Be like me: a practical how-to guide
February 3rd 2002 :: Iain - War, Huh?

January 30th 2002 :: Benjamin - Pulp Ibsen
January 30th 2002 :: Owen - When John met Julie
January 30th 2002 :: h33td34th - A poem

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